join us - ham...

today as we were driving back from our easter lunch at Red Lobster - pathetic, I know - we passed a church that had a banner hanging our front. the banner read something to the effect of Good Christians Unite - Join Us - 11AM. however, at first glance I read "Join Us - Ham" which I thought was surely a reference to some kind of Easter brunch after church. it was only when I realized in my head that it wouldn't be very cost-effective to have such a large banner printed for one viewing a year that I reread the sign.

I blame the drawn butter.